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RNC Delegates: Foul Weather Warning in Sector 5

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 07/27/2008 - 10:59
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09/01/2008

RNC Delegates: Foul Weather Warning in Sector 5

A MIDWEST SNOWSWARM IS INEVITABLE

On Labor Day, 2008, as the republican horde descends on St. Paul and their sweating souls push the heat to unbearable levels, the renegade reindeer squadron has announced plans to seed the burning clean-coal clouds (tm) above Sector 5 with cold and fluffy justice. What follows below will be the greatest snowswarm in Midwestern h'story.

Midwest Snowswarm to Bury RNC, St. Paul Sector 5

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 20:10
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from the newswire: On Labor Day, 2008, as the republican horde descends on St. Paul and their sweating souls push the heat to unbearable levels, the renegade reindeer squadron has announced plans to seed the burning clean-coal clouds (tm) above Sector 5 with cold and fluffy justice. What follows below will be the greatest snowswarm in Midwestern h'story.

Calling all abominable snow-people, snow angels, wolfriders, garden gnomes, errant polar bears, woolly mammoths, seals with clubs, and other snow-identified beings: Your time is now. Join the snowswarm in sector 5! Put the freeze on the republocratic agenda! Defend winter before they take it away forever!

Midwestern Cluster/Sector 5 spokescouncil

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 07/24/2008 - 12:37
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08/09/2008

SECTOR 5: A report back from a Midwestern cluster’s recent spokes council/NEXT SPOKES COUNCIL ANNOUNCED!

What’s good Midwestern SECTOR 5ists?
Let us answer that question. A lot!

On July 12th, greeting the humidity familiar to many of us, representatives from all across the mighty Midwest showed up to begin plugging into SECTOR 5 planning. Reaffirming once again that Midwestern resistance IS NOT fucking around when it comes to the RNC/SECTOR 5!

At this spokes council, lots was discussed.

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